Need a not-so-ordinary gift for a not-so-ordinary friend? Go to Stupid.com for a wide array of things you don't need but want just so you can say, "Hey, look! I have Mr. T in my pocket!"
One of my favorite gifts to give? A pair of Freudian Slippers -- perfect for the psych major, sex therapist, or super-ego in your life.
Other choice selections:
Holy Toast, Batman!
Retro Cell Phone Handset (a giant leap backwards for technology)
Tattoo Sleeves (perfect for your next trip to Little 5)