My old roomie, Sarah, doesn't like Wes Anderson or his movies (that she's never watched). In fact, here's a conversation we once had:
Sarah: What does Karl [the krazy squirrel] have in common with wes anderson movies??--> they both bite! AHAHAHAHAHA!
CK: Whatever, dude, don't let the hipsters hear you compare Wes Anderson to a rabid squirrel... that's their hero you're talking about.
Sarah: Wes Anderson's so stupid, he thought a Quarterback was a refund! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Harsh, right? So when she read the haikus, she challenged me to write about her and Wes. So here's to you, Sarah -- go rent Rushmore.
Hipster Haiku #14:
Georgetown Law students
Know Wes Anderson movies
Like they know their torts.
Hipster Haiku #15:
The man invented
Max Fischer and Pagoda.
Creative genius!
Hipster Haiku #16:
Owen, Luke and Bill.
His preferred actors. His friends.
Can you top that, Black?
Hipster Haiku #17:
The Life Aquatic.
"Out here we call them pirates."
Rest in peace Kingsley.
Hipster Haiku #18:
"Royal Tenebaum:
Died tragically rescuing
His family." FIN.
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Sarah doesn't like Wes?
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