Thursday, May 31, 2007

This Fire Is Outta Control

Georgia is on FIRE! Atlanta is covered in smoke! You know what that means...

The Yankees are coming!!!!!

(Er, wait a minute... I'm a Yankee...)



But the smoke is terrible. It's like having your face really close to a BBQ grill when someone is cooking crappy cuts of meat. I can't imagine how bad it is down south, where the fires originated. The poor residents down there...

6 comments:

somethingfromnothing said...

I don't get it. Are you saying that you are not only a sleezy spam faxer, but you are also an ARSONIST? I've reported people like you before and I'm not afraid to do it again. "W" is my boy and he'll have you shot (or at least sent off to Iraq to have you blown up). STOP SENDING ME FAXES AND STARTING FIRES!!! I think Prodigy summed it up best in their classic hit "Firestarter". "You’re the firestarter, twisted firestarter."

Caren (CK) said...

No, Billy Joel said it best: "We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning."

somethingfromnothing said...

Just because you can throw some cliché lyric at me doesn't mean you're off the hook. Gwen is on my side: "C'mon baby get the lighter;
We're gonna start the fire." I know that's what you were humming as you started the fire. Just admit it and we can move on.

Caren (CK) said...

You are clearly deranged, somethingfromnothing. My humor and clever song references have blinded you to the truth! Guess it's true what they say... "You must realize / Smoke gets in your eyes"

somethingfromnothing said...

"Don't everybody like the smell of gasoline? / Well burn motherfucka burn American Dream".

Caren (CK) said...

"I can taste the fear. It's gonna lift me up and take me out of here. Don't wanna fight, don't wanna die...
Just wanna hear you cry."

(How's THAT for obscure and clever?!?)