Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Caren Explains Her Recent Dreams

It's been awhile, but I'm having crazy dreams again, like the ones I used to post on Sleep to Dream. I had to stop posting to that blog because people were convinced that I was lying and did not dream those things. I wish that were the case -- do you know how tiring it is to wake up from a night of sleep and feel like you didn't sleep at all? Instead, it feels like I'm being forced to watch movies, a la Clockwork Orange.

Normally these types of dreams happen when I'm beyond exhausted, sleeping in a new place, or working on a new painting/story/screenplay. Any of these things -- or the crazy squirrel living in the walls of my bedroom/bathroom! -- could be to blame for my recent dream sequences, which include...

- Watching Adam Duritz of Counting Crows play an artist-in-the-round show in New Orleans with bluegrass gal Abigail Washburn
- A fictional episode of Dancing With the Stars, featuring Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zach Morris)
- Babysitting the Jolie-Pitt children for a day (note: in this dream, Shiloh kept crawling for the door, looking for an escape!)
- Interviewing Natasha Bettingfield at a water park in Orlando


Why yes, I'd love to babysit!

It's not like I spend all day watching E! News... I don't understand it...

What celebrity should I try to conjure up in my next dream?

CK

Monday, May 05, 2008

Caren Explains Brief Interviews With Hideous Men



As I've mentioned before, I kinda have a thing for John Krasinski, and am looking forward to seeing what he can do as a director when his first movie, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, is released (TBD). I also kinda have a thing for Ben Gibbard, who offers "the meaning of life" in the new issue of Paste magazine and also makes an appearance in Krasinski's film. (I've seen a low budget short film that Gibbard and the Death Cab boys were in a few years ago, and it was pretty fun to watch.)

So back to Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. It's an adaptation of the 1999 book with the same name, a brilliant work of fiction by David Foster Wallace. I first came across DFW in Rolling Stone a few years back, when he penned an article on Senator John McCain. Lately I was curious to read Brief Interviews... so Katie picked up a copy and lent it to me.

Holy cow.

Sometimes I had to remind myself that this was fiction, because the characters were just popping off the pages! They are written so vividly: at times hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking. The literary devices DFW employs are fascinating, too. In all, a very clever look at relationships and how little we know, or rather care to know, about each other.

Now I'm especially curious to know how Krasinski will adapt the book for the screen -- which stories can be faithfully adapted, and which would be lost in translation if put on film?

Here's the opening page of the book, to further peak your interest.

A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life

When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.

The man who’d introduced them didn’t much like either of them, though he acted as if did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Breaking news! Feist lawsuit!

If I wrote for The Onion, I'd write things like this all the time... but I don't, so here's a rare gem.




Feist Sued by Seven and Eight

Newswire -- Attorneys representing two co-plaintiffs, Seven and Eight, filed suit against singer Leslie Feist (stagename Feist) yesterday in Circuit Court... read more

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A Madlib for Super Weekend

This past weekend was Super Weekend: Feist and Avett Brothers concerts; baseball game; Beer Olympics; BBQ; brunch... etc.

Here's my favorite picture and caption from the Yellow Beer Blind Taste Test (only one of 12 guesses was correct, proving that there is in fact a difference between Good Beer and Gross Beer, but all Gross Beers taste the same).


"If the Silver Bullet isn't ice cold, you might as well throw it down the drain."

And now for some interactive fun!

A Super Weekend Madlib

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Celebrity:
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Fill in your word choices below

There are few things more exciting than a ______ (adjective) weekend with ________ (plural noun), especially when the weather is ___________ (adjective) and there are many things to do! I spent last weekend with _________ (number) friends and even a few ____________ (plural noun). First we had a BBQ and grilled ____________ (plural noun) for lunch. There was a lot of ____________ (liquid) to drink, which would have made the American ______________ (profession) Association upset because you are not supposed to drink too much of it or else you may experience a _____________ (nonsense word) episode. But we said, "____________" (exclamation) to that advice, an went off to see the __________ (sport) game. The home team was playing against the __________ (place) ___________ (plural noun), who won the _______________ (adjective) Championship last year. All the fans ____________ (past tense verb) and ______________ (past tense verb) when the star player _______________ (celebrity) stepped up to the ___________ (noun). He _________ (past tense verb) the ___________ (noun) so far that no one could see where it went. This inspired us to have our own _________ (liquid) Olympics the next day, so we could show off our own skills. But the police said "_____________" (exclamation) and shut down our competition before it could start. Luckily, my friends and I are _________ (adjective) and found a ________ (adjective) backyard where we could ____________ (verb) and ____________ (verb). The games included _________ (noun) golf, a _________ (noun) tasting competition and a game of _________ (adjective) ball. Even when people were ___________ (verb ending in -ing) __________ (adverb), it was clear that we are not professionals: just amateur ________ (plural noun) looking for a __________ (adjective) time on a Super Weekend!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Gone Gone Gone ... to Old Navy?

I enjoy the Allison Krauss / Robert Plant album, but have to wonder:

Is it just me, or could this video double as a commercial for GAP or Old Navy? You know, back when "Khaki Swing" was the hot campaign? That's all I can think of when I see it!